Eff This | Fruit Cake | wood wick candle | cherry | ginger | cake | fruit | soy candle | phthalate free | essential oil | farmhouse | funny

Eff This | Fruit Cake | wood wick candle | cherry | ginger | cake | fruit | soy candle | phthalate free | essential oil | farmhouse | funny

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It's beginning to look a lot like...Eff This!

For those of you who are a Scrooges this season, or just a little over all the shopping, people and commercials. This candle adds a touch of humor and the warm and crumbly aroma of baking fruit cake (Not Aunt Clara's hockey puck stuff) to the background of your gatherings.

The warm and inviting aroma of a country kitchen will fill your space from the first strike of the match. Harvest fruits, bakery notes and hints of natural spices are blended into pure 100% Midwest soy and illuminated with a double layer hand cut wooden wick. This is a year round favorite to fill your space with a warm and welcoming scent.

Scent Profile:
Top notes-Bakery, Cherry
Middle Notes - Cake, Ginger
Bottom Notes - Vanilla, Brown Sugar

•16 ounce jar

•8 ounce jar

•Personally blended scent in our studio

•handmade candle

•double wick lumentique wood wick

•long burning candle

•100% pure soy wax

•Essential oil

•Phthalate free oil

Shipping from United States

Processing time

1 business day

Estimated shipping times

  • North America : 1 - 1 business days
  • Europe : 7 - 14 business days
  • Australia, New Zealand and Oceania : 3 - 14 business days

I'll do my best to meet these shipping estimates, but can't guarantee them. Actual delivery time will depend on the shipping method you choose.

Customs and import taxes

Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.

Payment Options

Secure options
  • Accepts Etsy gift cards

Returns & Exchanges

I gladly accept returns and exchanges

Just contact me within: 5 days of delivery

Ship items back to me within: 14 days of delivery

I don't accept cancellations

But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

The following items can't be returned or exchanged

Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:

  • Custom or personalized orders
  • Perishable products (like food or flowers)
  • Digital downloads
  • Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)
  • Items on sale

Conditions of return

Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.

Privacy policy

We never share our shoppers information with anyone.

Frequently Asked Questions

My wick is difficult to light, or won’t stay lit the first few times.

The wick is too far above the surface of the wax when the candle is initially lit – Solution: Make sure the wick is trimmed to be no longer than 1/4” – 3/16” / 6.4mm – 4.8mm above the wax. This is counterintuitive, as we think a longer wick will make a larger flame, but it will not. The longer the wick, the harder it is for the wax to flow up to the top.
(The Wooden Wick patented wood wick company).

Custom and personalized orders

Please message us for personalized labels for your event. We love to work with our customers for weddings, birthdays and Holiday events.

Wholesale availability

We do not offer wholesale. Our candles are priced at wholesale price points to allow our customers the simple luxury of our candles for everyday use.
If you need a large number of candles, message us. We do have shipping programs and discount codes that can help.

Care instructions

Please see the care card included with your purchase for detailed instructions on caring for your wood wick candle.

Shipping costs

We always only charge the exact amount of shipping for your items, the calculated shipping may seem high on some orders due to the algorithm Etsy uses to estimate the number of packages. Please feel free to message us for a better estimate on orders if needed.

Wholesale availability

We do not offer wholesale sales as our price point already as lovely as we can provide.

Are Soy Candles Safe?

Now let’s talk about wax. Unless you are eating your candles (which you shouldn’t be) you don’t need to worry about them being produced with “Organic Soy wax”. This is good because organic soy wax doesn’t exist.

The process of converting the oil into a wax itself renders the wax ineligible for organic certification. Even if a manufacture used the 5-9% of soybeans grown in the USA that are Organic Bean, the process itself makes them not organic.
Should you worry about this? The simple answer is no, soy wax is safe.

You should worry about a company that claims their soy candles are organic.
We use wax made with only Midwest Grown Soybeans.

Reviews (2)

Average:

Amazing scent. As always, quick shipping and fine product.


Smells amazing. A must try.