Calm The Fuck Down Lotion, Anxiety, Self Care, skin repair, alcohol free, coconut oil, luxury, argan oil, Lavender, Valerian Root, Chamomile



Our blend of all the super essential oils for calming and anxiety relief.

The same scent profile as our CTFD candle and spray , the top note of true French Lavender is complemented by floral essential oils to create a herbal, sweet and calming potion.

Apply liberally to clean skin on hands arms and exposed surfaces. Be sure to cup your hands over your nose at about 1 inch away and take long deep breaths in and slow breaths out after applying this lotion for the full calming effect.

Perfect for conditioning those over washed hands too!

We blend our body lotions/ butters with natural food grade nut butters, extracts and oils.

Pure essential oils, extracts and phthalate free fragrances are blended into lotion and cold whipped to create a rich and creamy body lotion that melts on contact and blends effortlessly into your skin.

Our combination of oils and controlled hand blending process results in an easily absorbed treat with a powdery finish.

Feed your skin with the healthiest of organic butters, natural oils and skin safe fragrances.

Offered in 8 Oz and 2 Oz plastic squeeze bottles.

Skin Cremé is a super thick formula perfect for bedtime available in a 15 Oz tub.

—-Legal Stuffs——
**ALLERGEN WARNING: Recipe contains ingredients made from tree nuts. Do not use if your allergic to nuts or biproducts of nuts.

Don not use on children under age 2 as our products contain essential oils which can cause allergic reactions in children.

Always test new products on a small area of skin prior to use. Discontinue if itching, rash or reaction occurs and consult your healthcare provider if symptoms persist. **

Shipping from United States

Processing time

1-2 business days

Estimated shipping times

  • North America : 1 - 1 business days
  • Europe : 7 - 14 business days
  • Australia, New Zealand and Oceania : 3 - 14 business days

I'll do my best to meet these shipping estimates, but can't guarantee them. Actual delivery time will depend on the shipping method you choose.

Customs and import taxes

Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.

Payment Options

Secure options
  • Accepts Etsy gift cards

Returns & Exchanges

I don't accept returns, exchanges, or cancellations

But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

Privacy policy

We never share our shoppers information with anyone.

Frequently Asked Questions

My wick is difficult to light, or won’t stay lit the first few times.

The wick is too far above the surface of the wax when the candle is initially lit – Solution: Make sure the wick is trimmed to be no longer than 1/4” – 3/16” / 6.4mm – 4.8mm above the wax. This is counterintuitive, as we think a longer wick will make a larger flame, but it will not. The longer the wick, the harder it is for the wax to flow up to the top.
(The Wooden Wick patented wood wick company).

Custom and personalized orders

Please message us for personalized labels for your event. We love to work with our customers for weddings, birthdays and Holiday events.

Wholesale availability

We do not offer wholesale. Our candles are priced at wholesale price points to allow our customers the simple luxury of our candles for everyday use.

Care instructions

Please see the care card included with your purchase for detailed instructions on caring for your wood wick candle.

Shipping costs

We always only charge the exact amount of shipping for your items as well as offering free shipping for orders over $35.

Are Soy Candles Safe?

Now let’s talk about wax. Unless you are eating your candles (which you shouldn’t be) you don’t need to worry about them being produced with “Organic Soy wax”. This is good because organic soy wax doesn’t exist.

The process of converting the oil into a wax itself renders the wax ineligible for organic certification. Even if a manufacture used the 5-9% of soybeans grown in the USA that are Organic Bean, the process itself makes them not organic.
Should you worry about this? The simple answer is no, soy wax is safe.

You should worry about a company that claims their soy candles are organic.
We use wax made with only Midwest Grown Soybeans.

Return policy

At this time, we cannot accept returns, however we will always strive to ensure the satisfaction of our beloved customers. If you have received a damaged or incorrect item, we will happily refund or replace the item as quickly as possible. If you have an issue, please contact us for help.


awesome lotion and sweet gifts!


I was laughing when I ordered this - and laughing again when I unpacked it. So much joy and fun inside this little package! The lotion smells lovely, and this is a great business to order from - they are happy. Thanks for making me laugh.



Smells and feels amazing. My boyfriend loves the smell too! ;)


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