Hey 2020, Fuck Right Off, wood wick, candle, soy wax, holiday candle, crackling candle, funny candle, limited edition, Christmas scent


Hey 2020, Fuck Right Off!

Let our candle say what you’ve been thinking. It’s been a crazy year, but it’s almost over. Do your best to forget the crazy year and enjoy the Holidays as much as social distancing will allow.

We blend our custom scent of a little of everything new we’ve made this year with pure soy wax made from responsibly grown Midwest soy beans and illuminated with patented Lumetique double layer wood wicks.

This special Holiday edition is a wonderfully fun blend of all the oils in our Christmas 2020 lineup. You’ll notice notes of evergreen, spice, citrus, berry and mistletoe.

These candles provide a robust crackle and clean, even burn every time they are lit.

This candle is everything from our wild ride of a year in a beautiful Mason Jar with a farmhouse lid.


*Long burning-120 + hours

*Hand trimmed, even burning patented Lumentique wood wicks with booster wicks

*American Made glass jars

Shipping from United States

Processing time

3-5 business days

Estimated shipping times

  • North America : 1 - 2 business days
  • Europe : 7 - 14 business days
  • Australia, New Zealand and Oceania : 3 - 14 business days

I'll do my best to meet these shipping estimates, but can't guarantee them. Actual delivery time will depend on the shipping method you choose.

Customs and import taxes

Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.

Payment Options

Secure options
  • Accepts Etsy gift cards

Returns & Exchanges

I gladly accept cancellations

Request a cancellation within: 1 hours of purchase

I don't accept returns or exchanges

But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

Privacy policy

We never share our shoppers information with anyone.

Frequently Asked Questions

My wick is difficult to light, or won’t stay lit the first few times.

The wick is too far above the surface of the wax when the candle is initially lit – Solution: Make sure the wick is trimmed to be no longer than 1/4” – 3/16” / 6.4mm – 4.8mm above the wax. This is counterintuitive, as we think a longer wick will make a larger flame, but it will not. The longer the wick, the harder it is for the wax to flow up to the top.
(The Wooden Wick patented wood wick company).

Custom and personalized orders

Please message us for personalized labels for your event. We love to work with our customers for weddings, birthdays and Holiday events.

Wholesale availability

We do not offer wholesale. Our candles are priced at wholesale price points to allow our customers the simple luxury of our candles for everyday use.

Care instructions

Please see the care card included with your purchase for detailed instructions on caring for your wood wick candle.

Shipping costs

We always only charge the exact amount of shipping for your items as well as offering free shipping for orders over $35.

Are Soy Candles Safe?

Now let’s talk about wax. Unless you are eating your candles (which you shouldn’t be) you don’t need to worry about them being produced with “Organic Soy wax”. This is good because organic soy wax doesn’t exist.

The process of converting the oil into a wax itself renders the wax ineligible for organic certification. Even if a manufacture used the 5-9% of soybeans grown in the USA that are Organic Bean, the process itself makes them not organic.
Should you worry about this? The simple answer is no, soy wax is safe.

You should worry about a company that claims their soy candles are organic.
We use wax made with only Midwest Grown Soybeans.

Return policy

At this time, we cannot accept returns, however we will always strive to ensure the satisfaction of our beloved customers. If you have received a damaged or incorrect item, we will happily refund or replace the item as quickly as possible. If you have an issue, please contact us for help.

What do I do if my item is received damaged or is lost in transit?

We are happy to assist you with filing a claim with USPS if you received a damaged item or your package is lost.

Note: You must create an account with the USPS if you don’t already have one.

For packages lost in the mail, you must wait 7 days before filing a claim. Claims for damages may be filed once the package bears a "Delivered" tracking event.

***When filing a claim with USPS, the damaged article, container, packaging, and any other items received must be presented to the Postal Service for inspection. Be certain to safely save the entire box and all the contents.***

I’m officially obsessed with Teresa Lynn’s candles. This one right here, is the most perfect candle to wrap up the ever-so-horrendous year of 2020. Sooo good burning in a chilly room, while you’re under a throw or blanket. I nominate this as candle of the year! I should have gotten the larger size.

Love this smell, love the special packaging and wonderful quality candles !!! The ethics of this small business is 5 stars !!! New favorite shop. I keep ordering more for family :)

One of many items I’m gifting this Christmas from this shop. Love it!

Beautiful candle can't wait to give as a holiday gift. This is my third order with this seller and they are fantastic!

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