Please don’t snort coke, Bathroom, Peppermint, essential oil, candle, wood wick, soy candle, odor eliminator, eucalyptus, humor, funny

$14.00



It’s just a little potty humor 😂

Strongly scented peppermint and eucalyptus essential oil, odor eliminator candle.

This candle will not only bring laughs to all who use your powder room but it will hide any trace of their visit.

Strongly blended Peppermint, Eucalyptus and Vanilla Essential oil blends with 100% pure soy wax for the perfect air neutralizing candle.

The natural hand cut wood wick adds a crackle for a beautiful sensory experience (that might even hide bathroom sounds) to this richly scented candle. Perfect for the bedroom and bath.

This is a luxury candle that can be used with abandon! Get lit while you sit...

Our packaging and kraft paper labels are simple, we concentrate on the luxury ingredients in our candles not on expensive packaging. Sleek and modern farmhouse in design and true luxury in form.

•100% Natural soy wax made from Midwest soybeans
•Essential oil
•Recyclable and reusable American made amber glass jars
•Lumetique®️ natural hand cut wood wicks

Shipping from United States

Processing time

1-2 business days

Estimated shipping times

  • North America : 1 - 1 business days
  • Europe : 7 - 14 business days
  • Australia, New Zealand and Oceania : 3 - 14 business days

I'll do my best to meet these shipping estimates, but can't guarantee them. Actual delivery time will depend on the shipping method you choose.

Customs and import taxes

Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.

Payment Options

Secure options
  • Accepts Etsy gift cards

Returns & Exchanges

I don't accept returns, exchanges, or cancellations

But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

Privacy policy

We never share our shoppers information with anyone.

Frequently Asked Questions

My wick is difficult to light, or won’t stay lit the first few times.

The wick is too far above the surface of the wax when the candle is initially lit – Solution: Make sure the wick is trimmed to be no longer than 1/4” – 3/16” / 6.4mm – 4.8mm above the wax. This is counterintuitive, as we think a longer wick will make a larger flame, but it will not. The longer the wick, the harder it is for the wax to flow up to the top.
(The Wooden Wick patented wood wick company).

Custom and personalized orders

Please message us for personalized labels for your event. We love to work with our customers for weddings, birthdays and Holiday events.

Wholesale availability

We do not offer wholesale. Our candles are priced at wholesale price points to allow our customers the simple luxury of our candles for everyday use.

Care instructions

Please see the care card included with your purchase for detailed instructions on caring for your wood wick candle.

Shipping costs

We always only charge the exact amount of shipping for your items as well as offering free shipping for orders over $35.

Are Soy Candles Safe?

Now let’s talk about wax. Unless you are eating your candles (which you shouldn’t be) you don’t need to worry about them being produced with “Organic Soy wax”. This is good because organic soy wax doesn’t exist.

The process of converting the oil into a wax itself renders the wax ineligible for organic certification. Even if a manufacture used the 5-9% of soybeans grown in the USA that are Organic Bean, the process itself makes them not organic.
Should you worry about this? The simple answer is no, soy wax is safe.

You should worry about a company that claims their soy candles are organic.
We use wax made with only Midwest Grown Soybeans.

Return policy

At this time, we cannot accept returns, however we will always strive to ensure the satisfaction of our beloved customers. If you have received a damaged or incorrect item, we will happily refund or replace the item as quickly as possible. If you have an issue, please contact us for help.

Reviews (4)

Average:

Perfect. Quick shipping. Amazing candle. Smells wonderful. Thank you for everything. I will be back.


I love this candle! I bought it bc of the great name but also because I knew it would smell amazing!! It sits on my counter and is the perfect addiction to my space!


Smells divine & the name is perfection


The peppermint and eucalyptus scent is very clean without being overpowering. We put this in our powder room so guests know to act right! XD


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