You aren’t yourself when your hangry, Eat A Dick...
We all have that one friend who is nearly intolerable at times (I’m usually her) when they need a snack or a cuppa, well we have just the thing for them.
I’m not just a funny label either! I smell exactly like a steamy hot caramel macchiato from your favorite coffee shop!!!
For what should be obvious reasons, we just can’t send this candle to different addresses without a note card from the gifter 😂. Please don’t ask, we’ll want to but, just can’t do it.
•100% Midwest Soy wax
•Natural Patented Lumentique wood wick
Middle: Chocolate, Sugar
ABOUT OUR PROCESS
Our ingredients are Responsibly sourced, American grown, Vegan, Carbon Neutral, Cruelty Free and Handmade in Indiana.
We use a special SOY WAX made from 100% Midwest Soy Beans, grown mainly in Indiana, Illinois and Kentucky. Most of these beans were in the field less than a year before you lit the candle made from them. Our soy wax is a renewable and sustainable crop that doesn’t require deforestation or oil supplies, it is only limited by how much our farmers want to grow!
Our wicks are patented Crackling Wicks from the Wooden Wick Company. American Grown, hand cut WOOD WICKS are made with another business model we support:
The Wooden Wick Co partnered with TREES FOR THE FUTURE. For Every $100 of Wooden Wicks sold, one tree is planted. This Year to Date, The Wooden Wick Co. & Community has planted 10,000 Trees!
TREES PLANTED WITH TREES FOR THE FUTURE:
– Create educational opportunities for children
– Empower Women
– Build strong communities
– Permanently increase the income of farmers
– Help families to feed themselves
– Provide permanent and seasonal work
Our tints are manufactured using vegetable oils or ingredients extracted from vegetable oils. These new formulations are now Prop 65 and REACH Compliant.
Our jars are made just next door in Lancaster, Ohio by Anchor Hocking since 1905. They are recyclable and reusable!!
We source biodegradable peanuts (dissolve in water) and post consumer made boxes for our shipping needs.
We have a way to go, but we are striving to meet our own person goals for a completely locally sourced, handmade, eco friendly craft.
Our candles are an affordable luxury you can FEEL GOOD about adding to your home. We use simple clean ingredients, minimal labeling and packaging and focus on the product in the jar.
1-2 business days
I'll do my best to meet these shipping estimates, but can't guarantee them. Actual delivery time will depend on the shipping method you choose.
Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.
But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.
We never share our shoppers information with anyone.
The wick is too far above the surface of the wax when the candle is initially lit – Solution: Make sure the wick is trimmed to be no longer than 1/4” – 3/16” / 6.4mm – 4.8mm above the wax. This is counterintuitive, as we think a longer wick will make a larger flame, but it will not. The longer the wick, the harder it is for the wax to flow up to the top.
(The Wooden Wick patented wood wick company).
Please message us for personalized labels for your event. We love to work with our customers for weddings, birthdays and Holiday events.
We do not offer wholesale. Our candles are priced at wholesale price points to allow our customers the simple luxury of our candles for everyday use.
Please see the care card included with your purchase for detailed instructions on caring for your wood wick candle.
We always only charge the exact amount of shipping for your items as well as offering free shipping for orders over $35.
Now let’s talk about wax. Unless you are eating your candles (which you shouldn’t be) you don’t need to worry about them being produced with “Organic Soy wax”. This is good because organic soy wax doesn’t exist.
The process of converting the oil into a wax itself renders the wax ineligible for organic certification. Even if a manufacture used the 5-9% of soybeans grown in the USA that are Organic Bean, the process itself makes them not organic.
Should you worry about this? The simple answer is no, soy wax is safe.
You should worry about a company that claims their soy candles are organic.
We use wax made with only Midwest Grown Soybeans.
At this time, we cannot accept returns, however we will always strive to ensure the satisfaction of our beloved customers. If you have received a damaged or incorrect item, we will happily refund or replace the item as quickly as possible. If you have an issue, please contact us for help.
Sep 20, 2020
Got as a gift for a friend of mine who cracked up at the candle name - she loves the scent too! Thank you for the quick shipping and delivery!
Sep 5, 2020
Bought two candles. One was broken, haven’t heard back about that.... and the one that wasn’t broken lit one time and no matter what I tried, it would not light again. Very disappointed.
Aug 18, 2020
This smells so amazing, it's everything I was hoping for! It was packed wonderfully and I loved all the little extras that were included in my shipment!
Aug 13, 2020
Aug 12, 2020