Uncensored

Fucking Spiritual, I just swear alot, adult humor candle, wood wick candle, soy wax, woodwick, mason jar candle, uncensored, cashmere, berry



$14.00

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Shipping to United States: $7.00
  • Details
    Uncensored Candle. The listing title is censored for those sensitive folks, your candle will NOT be censored and will read FUCKING SPIRITUAL I JUST SWEAR A LOT

    Scented with a blend of Cashmere, Vanilla, Blueberry and Cotton Candy, illuminated with our crackling wood wick candles in a classic mason jar.

    this candle is specifically blended to light your happy place and give a sense of light and love when lit.

    "Spirituality involves the recognition of a feeling or sense or belief that there is something greater than myself, something more to being human than sensory experience, and that the greater whole of which we are part is cosmic or divine in nature. ... An opening of the heart is an essential aspect of true spirituality."
    Some people find it through organized religion, others through a connection to nature of meditation.

    However you find or define it, you should embrace it as part of your true self, the self that those closest to you see, your honest spirit. that might mean you are a person faithful to an organized and structured religion and you hold yourself to a firm set of rules and beliefs. It also might mean you find it through listening to the trees talk, telling the Moon your troubles or feeling the grass beneath your bare feet and carrying healing crystals in your bra or pocket.

    I am the type of nurse who will sit at your bedside and cry and pray with you, then hide in the supply closet and cuss at the wall when things go wrong. Do you and feel comfy in your skin.

    For those moments when you just want to say it, just light it instead. The scent of this sweet and happy candle will fill the backdrop of your space with happy scents when your thoughts aren't so muchy
  • Shipping & Policies

    Shipping from United States

    Processing time

    1-3 business days

    Estimated shipping times

    • North America : 4 - 6 business days
    • Europe : 10 - 14 business days
    • Australia, New Zealand and Oceania : 6 - 14 business days

    I'll do my best to meet these shipping estimates, but can't guarantee them. Actual delivery time will depend on the shipping method you choose.

    Customs and import taxes

    Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.

    Payment Options

    Secure options
    • Accepts Etsy gift cards

    Returns & Exchanges

    I don't accept returns, exchanges, or cancellations

    But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

    Privacy policy

    We never share our shoppers information with anyone.

    Frequently Asked Questions

    How do I trim and light my wood wick?

    Check out our blog for care and burning tips
    www.teresalynns.com/blog

    If lighting seems difficult, the wick is too far above the surface of the wax when the candle is initially lit. Always light at the wax level, not the top of the wick.

     Solution: Make sure the wick is trimmed to be no longer than 1/8” – 3/16” / 6.4mm – 4.8mm above the wax. This seems counterintuitive, as we think a longer wick will make a larger flame, but it will not. The longer the wick, the harder it is for the wax to flow up to the top.
    (The Wooden Wick patented wood wick company).

    Wholesale availability

    We do not offer wholesale. Our candles are priced at wholesale price points to allow our customers the simple luxury of our candles for everyday use.

    Shipping costs

    We combine shipping upon written request when placed and requested within one hour of each order.

    Are Soy Candles Safe?

    Now let’s talk about wax. Unless you are eating your candles (which you shouldn’t be) you don’t need to worry about them being produced with “Organic Soy wax”. This is good because organic soy wax doesn’t exist.

    The process of converting the oil into a wax itself renders the wax ineligible for organic certification. Even if a manufacture used the 5-9% of soybeans grown in the USA that are Organic Bean, the process itself makes them not organic.
    Should you worry about this? The simple answer is no, soy wax is safe.

    You should worry about a company that claims their soy candles are organic.
    We use wax made with only Midwest Grown Soybeans.

    We use only phthalate free fragrance oils and essential oil blends in our products.

    Return policy

    At this time, we cannot accept returns, however we will always strive to ensure the satisfaction of our beloved customers. If you have received a damaged item we will help you file your claim with USPS, if you received the incorrect item we will replace it as soon as possible. If you have an issue, please contact us for help.

    How to file a claim with USPS
    To file a claim for insurance included with the shipping label you purchased, you need to file with USPS.

    Note: You must create an account with the USPS if you don’t already have one.

    For packages lost in the mail, you must wait 7 days before filing a claim. Claims for damages may be filed once the package bears a "Delivered" tracking event.

    What do I do if my item is received damaged or is lost in transit?

    We are happy to assist you with filing a claim with USPS if you received a damaged item or your package is lost.


    FILING CLAIMS FOR DAMAGES/LOSS is now the responsibility of the customer as USPS has changed their policies and often requires the recipient to present the damaged package along with proof of payment from your financial institute (with we do not have).

    Note: You must create an account with the USPS if you don’t already have one.

    ***When filing a claim with USPS, the damaged article, container, packaging, and any other items received must be presented to the Postal Service for inspection along with proof of payment from your financial institution. Be certain to safely save the entire box, label and all the contents.**

    Holiday Shipping

    USPS is experiencing critical demand this year and there is the possibility your packages will not arrive in time for your holiday. Etsy provides tracking numbers in your invoice as soon as we print your label and package your order. Please use this to check on your shipment as we can’t possibly respond to all the tracking and shipping questions at this time.

    Return to Sender packages

    Packages received back to us as RTS (Return to Sender) may be resent at your request by purchasing a postage listing customized for your parcel.
    We are not responsible for invalid addresses, forwarded mail or refused parcels and will not refund or pay return shipping.
    We will contact you via messages with a link to the shipping listing which will be active for 30 days.

  • Reviews

    Thanks so much! I bought these for my sisters in recovery and they are just perfect!!



    I LOVE this one! Smells so good!! I’m not a fan of cashmere on its own but mixed with the cotton candy, blueberry and vanilla it’s amazing!!



    This shop never ever disappoints! The body care is awesome! But the candles take point. My goal is to try them all. :)