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Adulting...Fuck this shit lets go to bed, Wooden Wick Soy Wax Candle


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  • Details
    Adulting...Fuck this shit lets go to bed


    We’ve all be there, this last year more than ever. It will make you smile from the moment you open your pretty package until the last bit of wax is melted.

    It's a perfect blend of self care and sexy so either way, you should be good.

    We really couldn't decide if this candles scent made us feel more chill or flirty, it has notes of sweet cocoa butter, shea butter, mahogany and lavender. Whether it reaches you for a self care moment or it makes you feel flirty and feisty, its all about doing whatever the heck you want to and as an adult, you can do just that!

    Sample tea light available here

    https://www.etsy.com/TeresaLynnsSimpleLux/listing/1174366821/samples-candle-new-releases-or-our?utm_source=Copy&utm_medium=ListingManager&utm_campaign=Share&utm_term=so.lmsm&share_time=1644177526932⁣

    Notes
    Top- Almond, Shea, Coconut
    Middle Note- Sandalwood, Cedar
    Bottom Note- Tonka Bean, Patchouli, Light Musk

    This fragrance is infused with natural essential oils, including cedarwood, cedar leaf, patchouli, and frankincense as well as phthalate free fragrance.

    Offered in our 8 Oz brown glass jar with a matte black metal lid to suit any decor.


    Our packaging and kraft paper labels are simple, we concentrate on the luxury ingredients in our candles not on expensive packaging. Sleek and modern in design and true luxury in form and function.

    Simple luxuries made with love to help you center yourself and your space and relive happy memories or just have a good laugh.

    This candle is made to comfort and relax your spirit and soothe your soul with happy scents and sounds.

    •100% Natural soy wax made from Midwest soybeans
    •Phthalate free oils
    •Recyclable and reusable brown glass jars
    •Lumetique®️ natural hand cut wooden wicks

    **PLEASE bear with us while we navigate the pandemic. Our vessels are in a high demand supply chain and our body products might be in different jars, bottles and tins or may have a different colored lid. Our candle lids may be different as well.
    We are doing our best to true to our style while still providing items for you. Our product have not changed only the containers.
    If the container your lotion, butter or spray is in or the color of your candle lid is important to you, message us BEFORE purchasing for a current picture. **


    Volume-
    Our Pint Mason jar selections hold 12 + ounces of candle Half Pint Mason Jar selections hold 7.5 + oz of candle
    Our brown jar selections hold 8 oz of candle
    Specialty vessels will have their volume in each listing.

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    Our wooden wick candles are NOT ASSOCIATED with Newell Brands Inc. and its subsidiaries, including the WOODWICK(R) or YANKEE CANDLE (R) brands.

    We proudly use Lumentique patented wicks from The Wooden Wick, Co. exclusively in the making of our candles.
    “Lumetique Wooden Wick Technology” means all patents, patent applications, know-how and trade secrets relating to wooden wicks owned or controlled by Lumetique, Inc. including, without limitation, such technology covered by claims included in U.S. Design Patents Nos. US D644,359, US D643,554, US D644,360, US D678,558, US D705,459
    WARNING
    Burn within sight. Keep away from flammable materials. Keep out of reach of children and pets.

    BURNING INSTRUCTIONS
    Keep wick centered & trimmed to 1/4" to ensure
    even burning & prevent flame from becoming too
    large. Burn only on a stable, heat resistant surface
    for no more than four hours at a time. Stop using
    when only 1/4" of wax remains. Do not move
    candle while burning or if wax is hot.

    Our packaging and kraft paper labels are simple, we concentrate on the luxury ingredients in our products not on expensive packaging. Sleek and modern farmhouse in design and true luxury in form.

    ©2016-2024 Teresa Lynn's Simple Luxuries®

    All pictures, videos, descriptions and content on our printed material, website, blog and social media is the property of Teresa Lynn's Simple Luxuries, LLC.

    ©2016-2023 Teresa Lynn's Simple Luxuries®
    ALLERGIES AND SENSITIVITIES
    Are scented candles and skincare products triggers for asthma or allergies?
    Although millions of Americans regularly use scented products without any negative effects, it is always possible that a particular fragrance might trigger a negative reaction in a very small percentage of sensitive individuals. Individuals with known sensitivities to specific fragrances may want to avoid products of those scents. In addition, consumers should remember to burn all candles, whether scented or unscented, in a well-ventilated area and test skincare products in a small area before use.


    **Cleaning out your candle jar to reuse it


    Hot water can be used to easily and safely remove wax. Place the candle on a stable surface protected with a towel or newspaper.

    Use a spoon to remove as much wax as you can. Pour very hot water into the container ( I use a regular fill from my coffee pod machine), leaving room at the top. The hot water will melt the wax and it will float to the top.

    Let the water cool overnight and simply pop out the wax “cookie” that formed on top of the water.

    Strain the water to get rid of any small wax bits (Don’t pour wax down the drain) !
    I pour mine into a used coffee filter after I’ve brewed a pot and toss the filter, coffee and wax (remove wick tab) into my compost.

    Wipe any remaining wax and clean with hot soap and water or pop it in the dishwasher.**
  • Shipping & Policies

    Shipping from United States

    Processing time

    1-2 business days

    Customs and import taxes

    Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.

    Payment Options

    Secure options
    • Accepts Etsy gift cards

    Returns & Exchanges

    I gladly accept returns

    Just contact me within: 3 days of delivery

    Ship items back to me within: 7 days of delivery

    I don't accept exchanges or cancellations

    But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

    The following items can't be returned or exchanged

    Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:

    • Custom or personalized orders
    • Perishable products (like food or flowers)
    • Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)
    • Items on sale

    Conditions of return

    Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.

    Privacy policy

    Information Sharing and Disclosure

    Information about my customers is important to my business. I share your personal information for very limited reasons and in limited circumstances, as follows:

    Etsy. I share information with Etsy as necessary to provide you my services and comply with my obligations under both the Etsy Seller Policy and Etsy Terms of Use.
    Service providers. I engage certain trusted third parties to perform functions and provide services to my shop, such as delivery companies. I will share your personal information with these third parties, but only to the extent necessary to perform these services.
    Business transfers. If I sell or merge my business, I may disclose your information as part of that transaction, only to the extent permitted by law.
    Compliance with laws. I may collect, use, retain, and share your information if I have a good faith belief that it is reasonably necessary to: (a) respond to legal process or to government requests; (b) enforce my agreements, terms and policies; (c) prevent, investigate, and address fraud and other illegal activity, security, or technical issues; or (d) protect the rights, property, and safety of my customers, or others.

    Frequently Asked Questions

    How do I trim and light my wooden wick?

    Check out our blog for care and burning tips
    www.teresalynns.com/blog

    If lighting seems difficult, the wick is too far above the surface of the wax when the candle is initially lit. Always light at the wax level, not the top of the wick.

     Solution: Make sure the wick is trimmed to be no longer than 1/8” – 3/16” / 6.4mm – 4.8mm above the wax. This seems counterintuitive, as we think a longer wick will make a larger flame, but it will not. The longer the wick, the harder it is for the wax to flow up to the top.

    Shipping costs

    Everyone in the US gets a deal on shipping with our all for one shipping cost of no more than $10.00! Whether you purchase 1 or 1001 items your cost doesn't change! This saves the average order between $5-10 per order (way more outside the midwest)!

    Are Soy Candles Safe?

    Now let’s talk about wax. Unless you are eating your candles (which you shouldn’t be) you don’t need to worry about them being produced with “Organic Soy wax”. This is good because organic soy wax doesn’t exist.

    The process of converting the oil into a wax itself renders the wax ineligible for organic certification. Even if a manufacture used the 5-9% of soybeans grown in the USA that are Organic Bean, the process itself makes them not organic.
    Should you worry about this? The simple answer is no, soy wax is safe. You should worry about a company that claims their soy candles are organic. We use wax made with only Renewable Midwest Grown Soybeans.

    We use only phthalate free fragrance oils and essential oil blends in our products.

    Return to Sender packages

    Packages received back to us as RTS (Return to Sender) may be resent at your request by purchasing a postage listing customized for your parcel with a verified address.

    We are not responsible for invalid addresses, forwarded mail or refused parcels and will not refund or pay return shipping.

    Return postage will be calculated at our actual cost, not the discounted rate of $10.00 we offer on original purchases.

    We will contact you via messages with a link to the shipping listing which will be active for 100 days.

    After the 100 day period the listing will expire and the parcel contents will be donated to a local charity when appropriate.

    Allergy and sensitivities

    We use products that may be made with nuts, dairy, soy, plant materials, essential oils and fragrances.

    There is always the possibility for cross exposure within our studio/lab. People with sensitivities or allergies should consider avoiding scented and fragrances products.

    Are scented candles and skincare products triggers for asthma or allergies?
    Although millions of Americans regularly use scented products without any negative effects, it is always possible that a particular fragrance might trigger a negative reaction in a very small percentage of sensitive individuals. Individuals with known sensitivities to specific fragrances may want to avoid products with scents.

    How long do our candles burn?

    The burn time for our candles varies based different variables, such as wax type. wick size, fragrance and type of vessel used. As a general average, they burn an average 7-9 hours per ounce of wax.
    Following our candle care and instruction guide will give you the best burn from each candle. Be sure to read and follow your candle care card included with your order.

    Returns

    To be eligible for a return, your item must be in the same condition that you received it, unused, with labels, and in its original packaging.

To start a return, you may contact us through Etsy Messages. If your return is accepted, we’ll send you a return shipping label as well as instructions on how to send your package. Items sent back to us without first requesting a return will not be accepted. Return shipping label cost will be deducted from your refund. Original shipping is not refundable. 

A $5.00 supplies fee applies to all returns.
    Please keep in mind, the cost to return your item will likely be more than your discounted original shipping cost. We always suggest gifting your item to save yourself the shipping cost.

    Scented Products

    ALLERGIES AND SENSITIVITIES
    Are scented candles and skincare products triggers for asthma or allergies?
    Although millions of Americans regularly use scented products without any negative effects, it is always possible that a particular fragrance might trigger a negative reaction in a very small percentage of sensitive individuals. Individuals with known sensitivities to specific fragrances may want to avoid products of those scents. In addition, consumers should remember to burn all candles, whether scented or unscented, in a well-ventilated area and test skincare products in a small area before use.

    Right To Refuse Service - Good Vibes Only

    We reserve the right to refuse service to anyone who participates in unkind behaviors.

    We can and will refuse to fulfill orders placed by customers who are unkind to any member of our staff, customers or followers on any social media platforms.

    We welcome people of any gender identity or expression, race, ethnicity, size, nationality, sexual orientation, ability level, neurotype, religion, elder status, family structure, culture, subculture, political opinion, identity, and self-identification.

    We will not tolerate hate speech or discriminatory language directed at anyone we care about.

    You are welcome to be your weird and wonderful self here at our studio as long as you are kind and accepting.

    Item Damaged in Transit

    Less than 0.5% of the packages we ship receive damage during transit. This is due to the extreme care in our packaging of your items and the high quality of our boxes. We strive to have zero damages, but life happens . In the rare event that you have an item break, the good news is your package has shipping insurance!

    Please take a picture of your broken item, the protective wrapping and a picture of the shipping label showing the addresses on the outside of the box. Send us a message with your pictures , which of your item (s) were damaged and we will send a replacement or refund out to you within 3 business days.

    USE CARE WHEN OPENING YOUR PACKAGE, BROKEN GLASS WILL BE SHARP AND COULD CAUSE INJURY. NEVER BURN A BROKEN CANDLE!

  • Reviews

    My husband chuckled when I showed him this candle. It's a very mild floral and I love it!! It's a great scent for my bedroom


    Great products never disappointed! 😊



    This candle smells so good! I ordered 23 candles and loved them all! I will definitely be ordering again. Also thanks for the sample tealights and treat.


    I wasn't sure if I'd like the scent before lighting it, but changed my mind after a few minutes and it's now a huge comfort scent for me! Title is definitely appropriate for when I burn it, as you can probably see by the photo haha. Smells like my life's more put together than it is.