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Calm The Fck Down Lotion, Spray and Roll on - Aromatherapy Lotion, Mature



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  • Details
    Calm The Fuck Down Lotion, Aromatherapy Lotion, Mature Name

    Our blend of all the super essential oils for self care, rich nut butters for soft skin and magnesium sulfate for holistic muscle and sleep support.

    Now offered in reusable GLASS vessels

    The same scent profile as our CTFD candle and spray , the top note of true French Lavender is complemented by floral and herbal essential oils to create a herbal, sweet and calming potion.

    Apply liberally to clean skin on hands arms and exposed surfaces. Be sure to cup your hands over your nose at about 1 inch away and take long deep breaths in and slow breaths out after applying this lotion for the full effect.

    Perfect for conditioning those over washed hands too!

    We blend our body lotions/ butters with natural food grade nut butters, extracts and oils.

    Pure essential oils, extracts and phthalate free fragrances are blended into lotion and cold whipped to create a rich and creamy body lotion that melts on contact and blends effortlessly into your skin.

    Our combination of oils and controlled hand blending process results in an easily absorbed treat with a powdery finish.

    Feed your skin with the healthiest of organic butters, natural oils and skin safe fragrances.

    Offered in the following choices :

    LOTION
    8 Oz Glass Jar
    2 Oz Glass Jar

    Lotion Ingredients include:
    Water (Aqua), Organic Coconut Oil (Cocos Nucifera), Emulsifying Wax (Cetyl Alcohol, Stearyl Alcohol, Polysorbate 60), Magnesium Sulfate, Stearic Acid, Phenoxyethanol, Xanthan Gum, Tetrasodium Glutamate Diacetate, fragrance, essential oils

    SPRAY
    2 Oz glass bottle

    Spray Ingredients Include:
    Deionized water, Polysorbate 80, Perfumers Alcohol,
    Fragrance, Essential Oil, Crystals

    ROLLER BALL BOTTLE
    0.33 OZ 10 ml glass with steel roller ball

    Roll on scent Ingredients:
    MCT Oil (Organic Coconut Oil), Fragrance, Essential Oil, Crystals


    Selections available from the drop down menu

    **Colors of bottles may vary depending pn the supply chain, ask before purchasing if this is important to you**

    We have a candle selection in the same scent profile also

    https://etsy.me/2V3UKhD


    —-Legal Stuffs——
    **ALLERGEN WARNING: Recipe contains ingredients made from tree nuts. Do not use if your allergic to nuts or biproducts of nuts.

    Do not use on children under age 2 as our products contain essential oils and magnesium sulfate which can cause allergic reactions in children.

    Always test new products on a small area of skin prior to use. Discontinue if itching, rash or reaction occurs and consult your healthcare provider if symptoms persist. **

    Winter Potion:
    Water (Aqua), Organic Coconut Oil (Cocos Nucifera), Emulsifying
    Wax (Cetyl Alcohol, Stearyl Alcohol, Polysorbate 60), Magnesium Sulfate, Stearic Acid, Phenoxyethanol, Xanthan Gum, Tetrasodium Glutamate Diacetate, fragrance, essential oils.



    Legal Disclaimer :
    WARNING: For external use only.
    Avoid contact with eyes. Keep out of reach of children. These statements have not been evaluated by the US Food and Drug Administration.
    This product is not intended to diagnose, mitigate, treat, cure or prevent any disease or ailment.
    The magical plant properties are listed for holistic:aromatherapy use and should not be taken as medical advice.

    Our packaging and kraft paper labels are simple, we concentrate on the luxury ingredients in our products not on expensive packaging. Sleek and modern farmhouse in design and true luxury in form.

    ©2016-2025 Teresa Lynn's Simple Luxuries®

    All pictures, videos, descriptions and content on our printed material, website, blog and social media is the property of Teresa Lynn's Simple Luxuries, LLC.


    ALLERGIES AND SENSITIVITIES
    Are scented candles and skincare products triggers for asthma or allergies?
    Although millions of Americans regularly use scented products without any negative effects, it is always possible that a particular fragrance might trigger a negative reaction in a very small percentage of sensitive individuals. Individuals with known sensitivities to specific fragrances may want to avoid products of those scents. In addition, consumers should remember to burn all candles, whether scented or unscented, in a well-ventilated area and test skincare products in a small area before use.


    ‼️ Allergy Warning: Our items may contain or come into contact with SOY, TREE NUT OILS and MILK.
    🥵Weather Note: Allow products to reach room temperature before opening during extreme weather. During hot weather, consider messaging me to request Monday shipping to avoid weekend transit delays. Your products' quality matters to me!
  • Reviews

    Smells a little bit like baby lotion.


    This lotion feels and smells amazing on my skin! Highly recommended everything I’ve purchased from this store!!


    Teresa Lynn’s lotion potions are all so incredibly rich. They pack a punch with both moisture and scent. I always buy this lotion for my kiddo’s teachers, 1) because it’s truly a beautiful, aromatherapy-level scent, and 2) because the name is spot-on for a teacher to appreciate. Every year, many of them mention to me throughout the fall season how much they loved it from last year, just to make sure I’ll gift another over the holidays or at the end of the school year. It never gets old hearing “oh, I’m so glad you’re giving these out this year! I love it!” I also keep a couple on hand for unexpected gifting. As a sweary, huggy, supportive friend, there are so many occasions that this makes for a convenient gift to lift a loved one’s spirits.


    OMG! I LOVE all of the creams I got! I’m. Going to order more! Witches Brew smells so good! Thank you!


    Wow, these lotions and potions are Devine! I purchased Chloroform, Calm the f*ck Down, and The Off Switch…Looking forward to using them tonight!!